Breaking the Bank and Firing the Birdshot

Via Tinfoil Hat Boy via Zackpunk, the next time you hear Darth Dick trying to scare up some hot War on Terra action, remember this, from these data:



Darth Dick's looking for his birdshot , but the other Rethuglicans have it out of reach. He'd like to waterboard all of us reality-based soft-on-Terra types, but finally the Custer analogy's closing in on him.

Too many red- yellow- brown- and whiteskins, from too many tribes, want what vestigal scalp he has.

But we should all remember who really lost that war, even though Custer finally arrived at his final destination.