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Friday, May 02, 2008

Wars and Rumors of War and Piece




Police action, dammit, security action, the real war (that was never actually, you know, declared) ended in 2003, when Dear Leader proclaimed MISSION ACCOMPLISHED because, you know, he could read the sign!

And besides, it's good for business. Just ask Big Time Dick's stock options.

Apparently Bu$hie's signed off on a "finding" that's widened the War on Terra to- you guessed it- Iran, which should also be good for business.

Which is, of course, why none of the Preznitial candidates will condemn it or the Dear Leader that tortures people and nations.

Speaking of practicioners of the oldest bu$iness, the D.C. Madam who alledgedly had Big Time Dick on her client list seems to have been invited onwards. Although the main$tream is saying she told her friends she would before prison, she told her friends she'd get that invitation from the local daimyo, if not Darth $hogun hisself, soon. She apparently got an offer she couldn't refuse with extreme prejudice.

Speaking of pressing the meat, the two DINOcratic candidates keep doing their best to renounce all democratic principles (count on HHHillary's minions to damn the Unibama's for it, and vice versa), as Mc$ame keeps on slipping up and actually stating the obvious- soon to be obfuscated clarified, of course.

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