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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Finishing School

Ever since it was formed by the CIA in the late 70's [although the State Department department calls this misinformation], Al Qaeda has been at the lucrative center of the warlords' world, a place where opium, slavery, and petrodollars all mix with violence, in the hearts of men who justify their actions as the Will of God.

It was morning in Amerika, and the Hand of God was on St. Ronald, and his spiritual disciple and ex-Company head, St. Poppy [you do realize those are Sainted CIA sites, don't you?].

The spiritual successor to St. Ronald realized you can't find qualified help in a War on Terra without a good training program.

What better way to make sure there is war without end than to take a lot of petty thugs and lock them up with fanatic jihadists? What better way to promote the viral meme of hate? It's got the best of both worlds: lock the Afghani equivalent of Murder, Incorporated up with those most likely to soothe their spiritual angst.

Their violence is justified in their own minds. See how the infidels torture you for something you did not do? the jihadis ask. So they torture us for our Faith, they assert.

There is no way the Company can lose from this. They get their jihadis who seek martyrdom. They get to release the most vicious little fish and to catch 'em again when they're full grown sharks. The Endless War, funded forever.

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