WASHINGTON — Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the most devastating attack on American soil in modern times and the most hunted man in the world, was killed in a firefight with United States forces in Pakistan on Sunday, President Obama announced.
In a dramatic late-night appearance in the East Room of the White House, Mr. Obama declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that American military and C.I.A. operatives had finally cornered Bin Laden, the Al Qaeda leader who had eluded them for nearly a decade. American officials said Bin Laden resisted and was shot in the head. He was later buried at sea...
And of course they took his body to the ocean, 600 miles away, to be buried at sea because it seemed the right thing to do.
You know, the Laureate really is smarter than Bu$hie. The Company shoulda come up with this caper years ago. This is classic comedy at its best.