A fine tale of monkey warfare against the loan shark spam.
At that rate, and the amount of garbage come-ons you get every day, you could probably hit them for a few bucks a day- a few hundred bucks a year, with diligence.
Just be careful to leave no tracks! Although in Steal This Book Abbie Hoffman advocated taping these envelopes to bricks and dropping them in mailboxes, that's just a burden on the Postal Service, a fine branch of the United States Government, likely against the law. Similarly, affixing the envelopes to anvils puts undue stress on the mail carriers.
Just send the envelopes back. With no return information, and no extra goodies. That's Business Reply Mail, and face it, Citibank- owned by the bin Laden Group (major shareholders) incidently- wants to give you the Business, so you might as well hand it back.
The truth is, unregulated- or deregulated- capitalism took us to the same place in the 1930s as communism took Russia in the 1990s.
It will do it again if they buy out our government again.
Disclaimer to the FBI and all police services: I in no way advocate illegal actions. The above post, and everything on this website, is humor. This must be stated specifically, because as the Men in Black say, the FBI is not known to have a sense of humor.
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