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Saturday, January 08, 2005

... and you can cook your MREs, too

Lasers? Who needs 'em!

Plasma rifles? Sophisticated piffle.

D.o.D. 's got E-weapons to fry the Enemy's electronics.

But- mostly we're the ones that dig sophisticated hardware, aren't we?

But- water seems to resonate in the microwave region of the spectrum, doesn't it?

At least, that's how I cook popcorn.

This is just the latest Top Secret mondo cool death-ray weapon from your friends at DARPA . What, you thought with the passing of Poindexter from the Bu$hCo payroll DARPA's days were done? Think again .

Perhaps the most redeeming thing about this product of Military Intelligence is that the madmen working on it are just barely compent to log on to their laptops. Still, that doesn't justify the hundreds of billions they burn on their toys. Plus, if someone doesn't watch them, someday they might just hurt themselves.

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