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Thursday, January 06, 2005

Looking for that Lemony Fresh clean-up

Supplanter cites some numbers, first:

a brief history of estimates of the size of the insurgency:

Summer 2003 - There's no insurgency! Just some bandits.
Winter 2004 - A few hundred to a couple thousand dead-enders.
Summer 2004 - As many as 5,000.
Fall 2004 - Up to 20,000.
Winter 2005 - About 40,000 dedicated, up to 160,000 kibitzers.
Summer 2005 - ?

All this time we've been assured that our kill ratios are splendid, that the insurgents lose every single encounter and so on. Meanwhile the top US estimate (the 20,000) quadrupled this year. Our intelligence has either sucked all along and the insurgency has always been much bigger than the Pentagon and NRO have imagined, or the insurgency has mushroomed despite all the Good News You Never Hear About and our unbroken string of military successes (Samarra, Fallujah, Najaf, Samarra, Najaf, Fallujah, Samarra . . . ).

Either way, it's hard to figure out how loudly I'd have to cheer to make the matter go away.


And then The Poor Man says it right:

Appreciate this. Understand that the people killing us in Iraq aren't motivated by Gore Vidal or inspired by Susan Sontag or organized by Michael Moore or in cahoots in any way with any of the right's celebrity piƱatas - not literally, not metaphorically, not if you look at it in a certain way, not to any infinitesimal degree, not in any sense, not in any way at all. They do not lead a clandestine international conspiracy of Evil which has corrupted everything in every foreign country plus everything in America not owned by loyal Bush Republican apparatchiks; nor are they members of such a conspiracy; nor does a conspiracy remotely matching that description exist. To think otherwise is, literally and to a very great degree, insanity. It is insane.
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And, before you ask: no, I have no clue about how we can improve things in Iraq. I don’t have a single idea for how we can un-shit the bed, and I don’t hold out much hope that this whole bed-shitting episode is ever going to be brought to a lemony-fresh conclusion. I do, however, know who shit the bed, and have some sense of how frequently he shits there. Let’s stop shitting for a start.


But what to do about the mess in the bed?

First of all, we should realize it's not our bed and the people who own the bed want us to get the hell out.

So, first: get out of Iraq.

Then, second: reparations for the damage we've done, the way the people that live in Iraq want and need.

Finally, third: the people who have done the most shitting in the bed have effectively raped the people to whom the bed belongs. That makes them criminals, and the lot of them should be prosecuted to the full extent of international law.

Hear that, redruMsfeld? Big Time Dick? Mr. pWreznit?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmm, you come so close to rationality in your post: When you believe in things you don't understand.

Please apply that splendid logic to your anti-Bushism, your anti-war posts, your religious hatred, and your general opinions about the world in your other posts. The world is not an emotional fantasy.

This blog is a cry for help, good luck to you.