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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Scenario

Patrick J. Fitzgerald finds that in John Bolton's perusal ("rifling" might be a better adjective) of NSA communications, Bolton discovered Valerie Plame was investigating WMD in Iraq and reporting there were none.

The Walrus had Rice send out a "classified" memo that all the Kool Kids saw, and immediately started talking about among themselves, and leaking to various Company disinformation agents (a.k.a. "journalists").

So a couple of dozen people were all talking, and breaking the law, and lying to everyone else, since they all stood to make billion$ off of this caper.

They figure they've got the Congress, the Courts, and the voting machine. Oh yeah, and the Mandate of the Dominion of Christ, but only Norquist takes that seriously...

Patrick J. Fitzgerald builds an airtight case, and prepares to release it in late September, before his mandate runs out. He fully realizes Congress will likely end his appointment in October, and although he is Republican at heart, the Bu$hCo syndicate is the biggest racket he's ever encountered, and by God this is the opportunity of a lifetime. A chance to make History.

However, in late August, terra'ists ignite a small nuke or a lot of C4 somewhere in America.

Code Red.

Immediately on its release, his report is "Classified", Fitzgerald is held in Protective Custody, and Homeland Security proceeds to arrest "rogue elements" in the Agency.

Including Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame.

The Company consolidates itself, preparing for $elections 2006.

2 comments:

Jay Taber said...

I love the racketeering & corrupt organization emphasis of your commentary--everybody remembers how sweet the Sopranos were.

kelley b. said...

Let's hope this is just paranoia, chi.

Let's hope, but keep up our guard anyway.

I think we all know who the real terrorists are.