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Monday, September 08, 2008

Speaking to the Base

The Dominionist base, that is, the Amerikan Taliban. The General writes Jay Rogers:

...Like you, I'm very excited to have Sarah Palin on the ticket. She's a fellow Christian dominionist who believes America should become a theocracy and that God wanted us to invade Iraq. She's also a soldier in Joel's Army, a supporter (and her husband, a long-time member) of the Christian separatist Alaskan Independence Party, and most important of all, she is fluent in God's love language, having attended a number of churches where "speaking in tongues" is a part of the service.

Also, like you, I'd rather see her than John McCain sitting in the Oval Office. Your recent blog post on that topic was very interesting. I think it's probably the first time since 1860 that a Christian leader has publicly asked God to smite a Republican President (clearly, you want it to happen only if he is elected)...


Hallelujah! And the $ecrect $ervice better keep an eye on that girl. She's liable to cause trouble with those loose lips.

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