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Is it Dear Leader? Or his Puppet Master? His Sith Lord? Or his Big Time Dick?

And do they have a Plan?

Whatever the real plans of the NeoCons, TheoCons, and RethugliCons, there seem to be some really odd things about how they're structured. Maybe it's only the human tendency to recognize patterns in random data that makes it seem so.

[I'd advise you to check out that site soon: it won't be there long.

That's part of a pattern, too, isn't it?]

But maybe the random and oddball part of the data's not so random, either.

Always remember: it's not what you know, it's what those who would rule you believe.