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Thursday, January 05, 2006

John Titor, Where or When Are You?

From Defense Tech, which ought to know better than to say something like this where us moonbats could hear it:

A controversial paper, outling a "motor [that] would propel a craft through another dimension at enormous speeds" is making waves in military and scientific circles, New Scientist reports. "It could leave Earth at lunchtime and get to the moon in time for dinner. There's just one catch: the idea relies on an obscure and largely unrecognised kind of physics."

The Scotsman notes that...

The theoretical engine works by creating an intense magnetic field that, according to ideas first developed by the late scientist Burkhard Heim in the 1950s, would produce a gravitational field and result in thrust for a spacecraft."

Also, if a large enough magnetic field was created, the craft would slip into a different dimension, where the speed of light is faster, allowing incredible speeds to be reached. Switching off the magnetic field would result in the engine reappearing in our current dimension.

Professor Jochem Hauser, one of the scientists who put forward the idea, told The Scotsman that... "NASA have contacted me and next week I'm going to see someone from the [US] air force to talk about it further, but it is at a very early stage. I think the best-case scenario would be within the next five years [to build a test device] if the technology works."

Sandia National Laboratories, in New Mexico, "runs an X-ray generator known as the Z machine" which might be able to test some of the basic science behind Hauser's theories, New Scientist observes.

For now, though, [Sandia space scientist Roger] Lenard considers the theory too shaky to justify the use of the Z machine. "I would be very interested in getting Sandia interested if we could get a more perspicacious introduction to the mathematics behind the proposed experiment," he says. "Even if the results are negative, that, in my mind, is a successful experiment."


This sounds like a gravity polarizer, but trying to reach a hyperspace through the use of a gravity polarizer might be a Big Mistake.

This also reminds me of a certain hoax. At least, reality-based analyses makes me think it a hoax. There are times one wonders who's hoaxing whom.

Skipping into other dimensions to beat the local traffic laws doesn't guarantee this one will be in the same place when you get back.

But that's kind of what John Titor, Robert Heinlein, and Larry Niven have warned us about, isn't it?

3 comments:

spocko said...

Of course if it doesn't work we all know what to do, "Reverse the polarity!"

/sorry, it had to be said

kelley b. said...

Doubtless it will require another multimillion grant from DARPA.

spocko said...

Or APRAD! (see 'cause that is Darpa in rever... nevermind)

What if your word verification was spelling out swear words in some other language? Or how about english? That would be funny. Or little slogans? If we hack the system then when you did word verification for say Little Green Footballs they would be required to type "Impeach Bush!"