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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

bend over and smile

Obviously body-scanners and pat-downs couldn't catch this: Juan Cole

...Richard Reid, the shoe bomber, used PETN, as did Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the crotch bomber, last year this time over Detroit. PETN was in the HP cartridges sent by a Yemeni terrorist in cargo planes recently. And, a suicide bomber put some up his anus and used it in an attempt to assassinate the son of the Saudi minister of the interior (which does counter-terrorism). Yes, he was the first ass bomber, and he missed his target, though he no longer cares about that, what with being dead and all...


Yes, we might all long for the good old days of the groin grope as we're getting anal probes before we're allowed to board.

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