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Friday, April 18, 2008

They're Going to Steal It

You can not make this up. Trolling Think Progress tonight smacks me with a simple realization:

Bu$hie claims to be at the cutting edge of the War on Carbon.

Meanwhile, McCain's economic advisers tout that he's gonna win the War on Social Security just in time for the boomers to retire totally broke instead of mostly broke.

Meanwhile, that slimy Newt Gingrich sez “People will give up all their liberties" to be $ecure and avoid Terra.

The anti-elitist New York Pravda poster boy William Kristol sez he's “disdainful” of the majority of Americans who are weary of the war in Iraq, implying that many of them are neither “decent” nor “serious,” but rather “feckless”

Meanwhile the old Straight Talker hisself sez "There's been great progress economically since Bu$h took office"

Well Hell, yes. Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is not only over, you can forget about dating that beotch evah agin.

They're going to steal it this fall. Again. There is simply no way they could honestly win it in this bubble of the multiverse.

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