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Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Flathead Too Dumb to Write

The Moustache of Understanding misses the point again.



Inevitably.

...I’m here in Helmand Province in southern Afghanistan. This is the most dangerous part of the country. It’s where mafia and mullah meet. This is where the Taliban harvest the poppies that get turned into heroin that funds their insurgency...


Which is why when they were first driven out of power in 2002 the production of poppies skyrocketed and have broken records every year since.

...Adm. Mike Mullen, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, is addressing soldiers in a makeshift theater.

“Let me see a show of hands,” says Admiral Mullen, “how many of you are on your first deployment?” A couple dozen hands go up. “Second deployment?” More hands go up. “Third deployment?” Still lots of hands are raised. “Fourth deployment?” A good dozen hands go up. “Fifth deployment?” Still hands go up. “Sixth deployment?” One hand goes up. Admiral Mullen asks the soldier to step forward to shake his hand...


I'll bet Little Tommy "the world is flat" Friedman just ate that up.

...The reason for optimism? All those deployments have left us with a deep cadre of officers with experience in Iraq and Afghanistan, now running both wars — from generals to captains. They know every mistake that has been made, been told every lie, saw their own soldiers killed by stupidity, figured out solutions and built relationships with insurgents, sheikhs and imams on the ground that have given the best of them a granular understanding of the “real” Middle East that would rival any Middle East studies professor.


Nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah Dr. Cole and the rest of you fancy pants who bother to learn languages. 'Cause the Flatworld Moustache said so.




I’ve long argued that there should be a test for any officer who wants to serve in Iraq or Afghanistan — just one question: “Do you think the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?” If you answer “yes,” you can go to Germany, South Korea or Japan, but not to Iraq or Afghanistan. Well, this war has produced a class of officers who are very out-of-the-box thinkers. They learned everything the hard way — not in classes at Annapolis or West Point, but on the streets of Fallujah and Kandahar.

...When all seemed lost in Iraq, they were just too stubborn to quit and figured out a new anti-insurgency strategy. It has not produced irreversible success yet — and may never. But it has kept the hope of a decent outcome alive. The same people are now trying to do the same thing in Afghanistan. Their biggest strategic insight? “We don’t count enemy killed in action anymore,” one of their officers told me.




...Early in both Iraq and Afghanistan our troops did body counts, à la Vietnam. But the big change came when the officers running these wars understood that R.B.’s (“relationships built”) actually matter more than K.I.A.’s. One relationship built with an Iraqi or Afghan mayor or imam or insurgent was worth so much more than one K.I.A. Relationships bring intelligence; they bring cooperation. One good relationship can save the lives of dozens of soldiers and civilians. One reason torture and Abu Ghraib got out of control was because our soldiers had built so few relationships that they tried to beat information out of people instead...


Teh stupid of this Company mouthpiece, it burns me.

To Flatworld Tommy, winning isn't important. Fighting for rational reasons isn't either. Playing hopeful footsie with the Great is. One wonders how many thousands of dollars Mr. Friedman had to pay his therapist to figure that gem out.

...they have a strategy: Clear areas of the Taliban, hold them in partnership with the Afghan Army, rebuild these areas by building relationships with district governors and local assemblies to help them upgrade their ability to deliver services to the Afghan people — particularly courts, schools and police — so they will support the Afghan government...




And if they simply use us, wasting all of Petraeus Caesar's efforts invading and civilizing and trying to Flatten their world like those ingrates the Iraqis did, why we'll just declare victory, retire to our monstrous bases in the countryside guarding the Afghan gas and poppy fields, and let the cities go to Hell.

We'll stop counting our casualties, too.

Just like our successful Iraqi strategery.

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