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Looks like the FBI hasn't been paid properly- or monitoring its Agents closely enough- they're showing an interest in Goldman-$achs since a Russian mafia mole an independent analyst made off with the program that let Goldman-$ack Wall Street.

Stay tuned- this could turn out to be the most embarrassing moment for $kull and Bone$ since Dubya choked on a pretzel.

Incidently, the Goldman $acking of Amerika has been very, very good lately.

...Up and down Wall Street, analysts and traders are buzzing that Goldman, which only recently paid back its government bailout money, will report blowout profits from trading on Tuesday.

Analysts predict the bank earned more than $2 billion in the March-June period, thanks to its trading prowess across world markets. If they are right, the bank’s rivals will once again be left to wonder exactly how Goldman, long the envy of Wall Street, could have rebounded so dramatically only months after the nation’s financial industry was shaken to its foundations.

The obsessive speculation has already begun, along with banter about how Goldman’s rapid return to minting money will be perceived by lawmakers and taxpayers who aided Goldman with a multibillion-dollar cushion last fall.

“They exist, and others don’t, and taxpayers made it possible,” said one industry consultant, who, like many people interviewed for this article, declined to be named for fear of jeopardizing business relationships...