Cover Up by Washington Insiders

Via Atrios, the funniest thing I've read all day:

...Newly found Iraqi documents show that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction, including anthrax and mustard gas, and had "extensive ties" to al Qaeda. The discoveries are being covered up by those "willing to undermine support for the war on terrorism to selfishly advance their shameless political ambitions."

The hard-hitting spots are part of a recent public-relations barrage aimed at reversing a decline in public support for President Bush's handling of Iraq. But these advertisements aren't paid for by the Republican National Committee or other established White House allies. Instead, they are sponsored by Move America Forward, a media-savvy outside advocacy group that has become one of the loudest -- and most controversial -- voices in the Iraq debate...

Totally un connected with the republican party. A completely independent astroturf grassroots campaign. Of course.

Little detail: Washington is completely controlled by Bu$h's Wrepublican Party.

Ergo, the only people who could engage in the cover-up would be...

Talk about your one trick pony.