Five Pillars of Faith

For the Royal House of Saud

1) Mindless TheoCons are willing to throw their women and children in front of bullets as they shred their Constitution for a piece of the action.

2) Western corporate venality will always let us buy anything the TheoCons might not be willing to sell.

3) Development of real alternative sources of energy from biological processes that can be coupled to solar power must be suppressed because the middle east is only a sandfilled wasteland otherwise.

4) History, science, and education for rational thought are our undying enemies and will halt our march to global theocratic feudalism. Fundamentalism, whether Jewish, Christian, or Islamic should be encouraged because it is so easily manipulated.

5) Republicans, and especially the idiots in the Bush family, tend to stay bought with only a pittance of our money, because in any system based on honesty, personal talent, or ability they, like us, would be on the bottom rung of the economic ladder.

You know they hate our BioWillie.