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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Rise of the Undead

WASHINGTON, June 14 — Senate leaders announced an agreement this evening to put a comprehensive immigration bill back on track for further debate and possible passage.

Senators Harry Reid, the Democratic majority leader from Nevada, and Mitch McConnell, the Republican minority leader from Kentucky, agreed on a timetable for the bill and for a limited number of amendments to be offered.

The agreement, coming after President Bush’s pledge earlier today to provide $4.4 billion for border security, revives a bill that had stalled in the Senate and was all but given up for dead...

The measure would tighten border security, put many of the 12 million or so illegal immigrants in the country on a path to eventual legal status and create a guest-worker program.

The additional money for border security is intended to assuage Republicans who have strongly criticized the plan as amnesty for illegal immigrants...

Check it out! Instead of a blanket amnesty for immigrants, everyone gets a internal revenue passport National ID! Maybe even a microchip implant if the Bill gets killed by the grassroots again!

I can't wait, can you? In fact, I'm not waiting. Everyone in my family's getting a new old-style passport, so we can use our new IDs to leave this madhouse of viral memes. The undead denizens keep getting hungrier. And their bad ideas get back up and walk- or run- again lots faster.

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