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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Iran-Ho!

This week apparently our Imperial $enate voted that Iran has conducted acts of war against the U.S. of A., although you sure wouldn't have noticed it while Lou Dobbs was wringing his hands about Messicans and Skeletor was warning about Terra'ist attacks from Canada.

...Of course, the United States is already at war with Iran. We are directing covert ops and terrorist attacks inside Iran, with the help of groups that our own government has declared terrorist renegades. We are kidnapping Iranian officials in Iraq and holding them hostage. We have a bristling naval armada on Iran's doorstep, put there for the express purpose of threatening Tehran with military action. The U.S. Congress has overwhelmingly passed measures calling for the overthrow of the Iranian government. And now the U.S. Senate has unanimously declared that Iran is waging war on America, and has given official notice that this will not be tolerated. It is only a very small step to move from this war in all but name to the full monty of an overt military assault...


Oh, and for the record, HHHillBamaBiden and the rest of the DINOcrats played right along. The vote was 97-0.



Now that's an Imperial $enate for History!

2 comments:

Mr. said...

I just can not figure out what the hell is wrong with these people.

Like Afghanistan and Iraq aren't enough for them. They really want to take on the whole Muslim world?

I hear this talk, "Theran needs to go boom." and I think, what do you think the response will be when we do that? Do you really think that will HELP stop creating NEW Terrorists?

I think about all the terrorist that wouldn't have existed if it wasn't for the Iraq war.

And I can't figure out how to hang all new terrorist actions around Bush's neck FOREVER.

LLAP
Spocko

kelley b. said...

Hiya Spocko!

They don't want to take over the whole Muslim world.

Just their oil...