The Company Strikes Back

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- A purported audio recording by the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq vows to step up the group's fight against the United States, saying, "We haven't had enough of your blood yet."

The recording was posted Friday on an Islamist Web site and the speaker is identified as Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, successor to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Al-Muhajer is also known as Abu Ayyub al-Masri...

Great timing on the tape's release, incidently. Now, despite the fact that Bu$hCo still is the executive authority, prepare for increased incidents of terrorism- and terrorism alerts- as '08 approaches.

Much of the current war on Terra is being waged by patriotic private contractors. Who, incidently, are almost to a man Republican, and employed by major Bu$hCo supporters. Who would really like to see and end to chances for government by the Democrats, who might turn over the war to, you know, the United States Armed Forces instead of Blackwater, CSC/ DynCorp, et alia, ad nauseum. And of course, the level of involvement of private contractors in the war on terra has nothing to do with the founding of Al Qaeda by the CIA, or the CIA's support of regimes like Pakistan, who incidently also have relations with Al Qaeda. And their own weapons of mass destruction.

And they don't like our fainthearted allies who're leaving Iraq, either. Why, if they won't fight them by the school yard bicycle racks in Iraq, they'll just nuke London. And of course, they could never have time to stuff a suitcase nuke in the London Tube if they were busy fighting Brits in Iraq. And of course, they would never use such a suitcase nuke on Brits in Iraq, because...

But that's okay. Democrats=Terra'ists. It's that simple, it's a War on Terra, and we're fighting them there so we don't fight 'em here. Rinse, Wash, Repeat.