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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Homegrown Terra Against the Government Borg

This must have been what Skeletor was talking about:

"Motorists Against Detection, the vigilante anti-speed camera group have announced a summer of MADness which will see them target for destruction all speed cameras in the UK. It’s now going to be a period of zero tolerance against all speed cameras, said their campaigns director Capt Gatso. (((A remote descendant of General Ludd, I reckon.)))

"The group claims speed cameras are just money-making machines and they have given the authorities long enough to prove their worth. The first camera to fall in the summer campaign is in south east London on the A2 at the Sun in the Sands roundabout on-slip heading northbound towards the Blackwall Tunnel.

"Capt Gatso, the group's campaigns director, (((he's a multitalented guy))) said: "We have completely pulled it out of the ground, it is now lying flat. You can see some of our handiwork posted on www.speedcam.co.uk...

Obviously Terra in Brittania. We do not suggest, approve, or advocate anyone "oppose by force the authority of the United States government." Even against the authority of a U.S. government robot. Because, you know to do that is now a Federal Offense and could easily send someone to one of Skeletor's private prison camps.

Unless, of course, you're a good Christian Dominionist targeting Planned Parenthood, the teaching of evolution in public, or any other heathen pagan liberal progressive practice.

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