In a mixing bowl:
1. Combine one cup of Pat Buchanan and one cup of Grover Norguist, whip to a high peak.
2. Mix equal parts church and state and whisk until thoroughly blended.
3. Pour mixture into the chilled bleached skull of a trade unionist; garnish with red white and blue sprinkles and a shiny gold coin.
Serve with White Nationalist Crackers (supply-sider up), and a thick slice of Strict Constructionist Cheese.
Makes an excellent accompaniment to any hot homemade Chicago Boys Dirty War Chili. (very popular in Latin America back in the 70’s).
But Stormfronters just love the gas it gives you.